User:SilverCrono/Quotes

"Oh Zack! Take me from behind!"

"Why is the sea salty? Probably because you folks use it as a toilet!"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

"He left my mind intact. I can dream, I can wonder, I can lament. Simply, he has taken his revenge. I have no mouth. And I must scream."

"In the end? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends."

"JOE MOMMA!!"

"Moo..."

"If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

"I go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

"STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."

"Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"There are three kinds of people in the world, those that can do math and those that can’t."

"DR. OCTAMUTHAF**KINGONAPUS"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ"

"Pee on an earthworm and your **** swells. Pee on a shark and you explode. Pee on a- you know what? Why can't you just use a friggin' toilet?"

"DR. OCTAGONAPUS"

"FEAR MAH BANLAZORZ"