User:Kupohunter/Ozzie's Colosseum

Ozzie's Colosseum
After being cast into that accursed pit by that accursed cat, Slash and I needed to get out. (Flea had already bailed on us...) I had Slash strip down to his Ozzie® Brand underwear and piled his armor. I then broke stood on his shoulders and got out. Unforunately, he rotted to death in there because I couldn't get him out. Anyway, I wanted to become mayor of some town so I created my own. Out of the wreckage of my castle, I shaped a town thanks to some leftover minions. In the town square I put a mighty Colosseum that is way better than the Arena of Ages. Here I hold weird and wacky fights to attract people to my town. Come my minions villagers, come! Anyway, here are the rules:
 * Mild Profanity is allowed, but only grudgingly
 * No F/S-bombs
 * Don't be a Jerk
 * Have fun!